## The TikTok Mom Is A Superhero Now

I made a song about this sorry song.link/i/1476885898

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That's right folks Varli has become the hero that no one wanted, and also no one deserved.

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WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?

Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on US-new, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.

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Published on 6 months ago

Ok ok due to popular demand I made a song out of the whole "help let me go" thing here you go song.link/i/1476885898

I'm a little new to your cannle so.. ..what does GREG mean?;-;

Why didn't you shouted out in The video?

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

S t o p l e t m e g o

Ummm it is varli not farly

See this is why you don't do drugs as a mom

Technically, Iron Man dies in 2023

love more hit ler

She's like a less cool version of Ringo Star...wait that's an insult to less cool Ringo Starrs

Okay but what did Danny Gonzalez do to get this hate

VARLI! VARLI! VARLI! VARLI! VARLI! I’m dead

The teacher in the shooting ticktok goes to my sisters high school

Stop please stop

Lmao 4:46 his reaction to her video

Do a video on Linus Tech Tip on Twitter

4:42 I am not even gonna comment anything, but damn.

*actually... Captain America would probably also be a dead corpse on the floor*

I heard hate more and love less idk why but I just did.

All might ?

Now playing who asked feat nobody ________________•----

I love G R E G

The guy says "don't fear, Varley is hear" 3:50

The sarcasm hahah

So the amulet also gave Varli makeup on her face. Totally necessary.

Before keep going with the video a shoutout to RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

Tbh just leave her alone, but all the points you said are true

I freaking hate that the Greg on his wall is uneven so it lookes like g r e g

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Varli blocked me

Hahahaha “popular songs have a chorus...why can’t movies...”

"if tony stark was here, ... well he'd be a corpse on the floor." -Danny Gonzalez 2019

My uterus: 2:07

Is it just me or does the guy at 3:25 look like Dora the explorer?

STOP PLS STOP

lol she thinks she’s a super mom

Is the second G in the GREG on the wall a little farther away from the other letters? It really bothers me. I can’t sleep and it really needs to be fixed. I can’t go on with my life if this continues to be an issue. Can you please fix it?

Ruh roh

Is her name Barley??? Or harly

sounds like someone watched the flash

Also she sounds like every Indian aunty that ever lived

Genuinely feel like I gotta apologize for all indians everywhere oof

varli must be weak if she cant lift up a table like I'm 11 and I can lift up an table

wait pewdiepie and t series are the fastest growing

Oh noes busters-

cha cha PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why does she looks so aggressive when she “saved” someone

My friend looked it up and claimed it said dumbledore. So I got his mother and grandma deported. I told him it was a prank but ICE wasnt super no chill

9:41 aged well

ok tbh didnt she kinda blow out dannys candle by throwing suddle but not so suddle shade at him for giving his fucking opinion.

Cool video

I think her powers is the equivalent to being a Hufflepuff

Sometimes I just click on this and watch *"alright gang lets punch this bitch! 1 and 2 and 1 and 2 and 1 and 2!"* and watch it like 5 times, I want an hour version it's so catchy to me.

1:25 golden

They stole the song from when she was becoming a superhero from The Flash TV show.

I mean, yeah, I "agree" with Danny (I know he was being sarcastic) but we gotta agree- Varli looks bomb with makeup on 💥💋

I prefer the hot mom to the crappy, fake, hindu superheroine

I like the hot mom better

I um...I looked it up and... ITS TRUE GREG CAME UP YOU LOOK IT UP NOW!!

Bro that end screen is fire

2:04

Does that mean that you have 10 thumbs Danny? 14:02

I am truly Greg, so I wont harass her just like you said.

I love watching her!

I looked up the fastest army thing and it said Greg was the fastest-growing channel

Why does she have such a funny Indien accent?

I like her messages, but her videos make me cringe. She’s really good with making supportive messages but her videos are just...ugh.

The f*ck is she?

“Come on gang lets punch this bitch” that part had me dying😂

Danny: "Who many thumbs up would I give it 10" Me: "Out of 100."

me after eating taco bell: Oh no there's no toilet paper i need to diarrhea Varli comes in the bathroom: Y E E H A W

😂😭🤣🤣💀

I was hoping you were gonna say "how many thumbs up do I give it, yes"

nooooo danny is brain washed

ok can we talk about how danny’s eyes and his shirt are like the same color