It is the first day of university

Joana Ceddia

Joana Ceddia

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    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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    With love,
    Jenny Cravitz

    Published on 5 months ago

    Comments

    1. Vernita Samuel

      all her classes mostly seem easy

    2. Cyber_Blue

      Can you do like a video all about your dishes that you make?

    3. lotte in weimar

      "I'm officially a victim of capitalism..cheers" That sent me 😂😂😂😂

    4. Cash’s Vlogs

      September 4 is my birthday, but she said it was the worst day of the year...... How dare you Joana

    5. Weird Creep

      It’s 2020 I hope she’s using that book!

    6. Sienna Magic

      I am awful at all of those accept for algebra. That might be the only thing I’ll get a hundred on in math this year lol

    7. mj A

      My dude I also love Chris Fleming

    8. kawaii kirah

      Why does she look like Charlie d'amelio for a second in the thumbnail? Maybe it's just me...

    9. cornellcornell1

      Why is there always food in her mouth?

    10. Esme Rosales

      i recognize that food court 😭

    11. Samantha Herrador

      Yes

    12. rhianna

      I'm watching this because tomorrow is my first day of university and i am terrified

    13. wetweineydog

      take me to harry styles

    14. retno sri danisworo

      I really wish I had a mindset like hers

    15. GachaMeme

      I found your sanity when I went into my teacher's class she was wondering what it was so I stole it want it back?

    16. azrielic_

      I hear that you have met the 4 devils of the school and never return from THE INCREASING FLAMES OF HELL KNOWN AS EDUCATION WE NEVER NEEDED AT THE ENNNNDDDD *MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

    17. K Lum

      0:15 Olaf

    18. Madisyn Smith

      AHAHAHAHA the sticky note said "i love math" lmao I love this women

    19. Penelope Carnival

      6:00 I Wanted to say something interesting but I have no words LOL

    20. Chloe Vega

      I so glad I’m not the only one who thinks back to school shopping is the only the most wonderful activity ever to take part in on our slowly dying planet earth

    21. Maxine Lyncey

      ey i read percy jackson too

    22. Sahara

      Ok but why is the beginning an accurate representation of what goes on in my head all the time? 😂

    23. coffee beans

      we have added features such as: adult

    24. Zzzannie

      OHMYGOSH GEORGE MICHEAL AMAZING YASSSS

    25. rubz.x

      AA no longer stands for alcohol anonymous......... it now stands for .......... AVOCADOS AND ARITIZA

    26. Keisha Muzadi

      NOOOO JOANA WHYYY WE COULD OF BEEN BEST FRIENDS I LEFT THE UNIVERSITY YOU'RE GOING TO LAST YEAR FML

    27. María Ibarzábal

      My birthday is on September 4th :(

    28. lauren elizabeth

      okay but i think joana is my idol

    29. Lina Zhou

      checkmate frozen 2, she made the Samantha reference first

    30. ACC

      So u love u so much❤️you make me laugh every time

    31. dolceama sweet

      No hate or anything but like....Why do you lowkey look like a gothic Tiffany from Bride of Chucky cosplay,cuz it's gorgeous 🌹😈👰🏼

    32. dolceama sweet

      🌃🔪

    33. Leilani Child

      physics is useless- tbh

    34. natasha parvin

      0:14 little did joana know she predicted frozen 2

    35. Helen Batista

      I’m in middle school and my backpack is bigger than hers😂😂

    36. Glitch Exe.

      You're my favorite youtuber!!!!!!

    37. Senpai•Kawaii04

      It’s my birthday :(

    38. Matt Steer

      I take: Math Advanced, Science, English Advanced, HSIE (history & geo), PDHPE (Health), Philosophy, International studies and Commerce (hopefully can change to VA)

    39. Matt Steer

      just started year 9 were we had to choose 3 additional subjects from a variety of courses... I ended up having: • Philosophy (great cause there’s literately 5 people talking about ethics) • Int. Studies (the teacher is like *really* handsome and serious eye candy but also very good) • Commerce (LIVING HELL) I have the to change electives but I need to see what is compatible and available (practically nothing)

    40. Alison's Studies

      Why I kinda see myself in you that's scary thank you

    41. Sleeping Repurr

      ngl i was that kid who had a 64 pack of crayons

    42. no no

      OMG THERE WAS AN AD FOR TAKIS WITH JOHN CENA!

    43. Brenda Christie

      i got Kelsey Kreppel vibes from her and thats good

    44. Maybelline August

      At least you can use the agenda now John Cena !!

    45. Griffin Davis

      Nobody: My brain before a test: 0:02

    46. Aurianna Houseman

      I love this girl. She's too cute

    47. 『ᏖᏝᏝ』ᴚリʄイ

      She’s transitioning into an adult... Jaiden animations warned us...

    48. Gacha Milly

      I love the food part!

    49. bela the human

      Joana looks like Billie Ellish or it's just my eyes

    50. Reese Hayden

      “ I was so cool that nobody wanted to be my friend” me too my dude me too

    51. • C o f f e J e s s •

      Im a lot younger than you and weight more than you

    52. zeynep yılmaz

      Please put turkish subtitle on your videos 💞

    53. Yo it’s Parissa

      Hahaha. I asked my dad for Nike Air Force Nike’s 1s.

    54. Kiera

      So calm your meatless titties-joanna 2019

    55. Sabrina Haslam

      those noodles look like grass bahhaaha

    56. BLINKSELENATOR

      No one: Joana:CALM DOWN

    57. Autumn Smith

      Actually September 4 is not the worst day for me, it’s my bday that day oof

    58. haikat jameel

      Any one else confuse why she’s putting grass in a cup? I dunno why but it reminds of making mud pies Me: 1/2 cup of grass and water Me in 2020: wth was wrong with me

    59. Yasmin I. Alamin

      That intro is everything and so relatable

    60. Alexis’s cosplay Corner

      Joana please adopt me

    61. Milenne Alejandra Caro

      heyyyyyyyyy! Where did the spanish subtitles go?:(((

    62. Hiyori Chan

      Man, Joana or anyone else that is on physics college, what are your plans for the future? I plan on going to physics but I don't really know what to do

    63. Senniah Mason

      she said .... 1st period 😐

    64. Diya k

      yes joana you give me some bad girl vibes in this outfit maybe this is just me haha

    65. happy biliba

      I love these pink sunglasses! Can you please name the brand?! ❤

    66. Eli Frank

      so she s in a polytechnical(engineering) school?

    67. Denden Villanueva

      We're all fcking growing, cant believe you're already a college student. Goodluck and survive!

    68. Beau

      joana can finally use her agenda now

    69. FaceOfBoredom

      "Where does the line get blurred between boot and celery? The crunch isn't the same" I'm deceased