It is the first day of university

Joana Ceddia

Joana Ceddia

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    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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    With love,
    Jenny Cravitz

    Published on 10 days ago

    Comments

    1. DAVE? Official Fanpage

      God dammit Samantha

    2. Matthew Barnette

      "I left my sanity back in, like, the 3rd grade." 'Well sanity is for the weak' has been my motto since like 4th grade, so that just means you're not weak.

    3. Alex Stansbury

      She's a modern day Velma

    4. ketsia

      Does anyone know where the lil mic is from ?

    5. Tessa Byers

      My first day of school was on August 15th😂

    6. Blake Johnson

      Oh boi, this attitude will change in the last year of your course :D Love your personality though

    7. The Magnificent WICKED

      Joana in the description: Yellow is DISGUSTING. Joana in profile picture: *wears* *yellow*

    8. John Smith

      Physics ??? YEHHHHHHH.... Rocket science is just behind a corner...

    9. Kpop Ruined My lifeu

      I just realized holly shit you are tall!

    10. ThatAwkward Vampire

      Is.. is she just.. eating a mushroom straight?

    11. Steve McQueen

      YOU R READING PERCY JACKSON FUCK YES THE BEST BOOKS EVER

    12. Eren Datass

      peter pan screams, be careful u guys

    13. Lizzy Grant

      *_ARITZIA should make Jenedict Cucumberbatch their Ambassador ya know._*

    14. Theresa Carmen

      Looks like you're off to a fabulous start. I'm afraid your schedule sounds like a nightmare to me. I was an art student and hated anything that didn't include surface to color on and things to color with. Still that way.

    15. Ana Taylor

      One like equals one pray that joana never has any scandals and stays one of the most wholesome US-newrs on the platform

    16. Boy Wonder

      She need me

    17. Isaac Hunter

      @11:58 - "To begin with, you're going to burn some meat. It really brings out the flavor of animals suffering." Hilarious!

    18. Doh a Deer

      4:20 - T-1000 looking for John Connor.

    19. SlowMoJoe9

      C A L M Y O U R M E A T L E S S T I T T Y S

    20. netko tko bi volio pretplatnike

      To her early is 8.50 am and my school starts at 7.45 am🤔🤔

    21. Abu Asliha

      0:38 thought she was holding a candle

    22. Tara Jones

      I’m moving in to uni tomorrow. Wait hang on IM MOVING IN TO UNI TOMORROW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaA.

    23. Allegra Tigani

      What is she studying

    24. Jonas Grumby

      Idiotic. Jesus Christ.

    25. Dominic Durant

      I keep getting mental health related ads for this channel loll

    26. adri katzin

      yew! I'm majoring in physics to and totally relate to people's reactions! goodluck sista

    27. Jose Carlos

      Back to school shmooping? América explica

    28. Falling Beauty

      Mom is turning into grandma

    29. Rattler

      OH MY GOODNESS YOU ARE ADORABLE. How did I end up here

    30. *Call Me PB please*

      AAAH I JUST SAW YOU NIPPLES

    31. Nicole G

      Dude I legit saw u in the staples and I lowkey looked like a stalker. I'm pretter sure ur mom heard me say, "Holy shit, that's Joana ceddia's mom."

    32. lazyeye x

      WOW, did my comment really get booted... I guess you are into sencership.. so sad.

    33. Diana Cruz

      I had a lockdown at school so yuh 💘

    34. gillian stingley

      when she said she was glad she wasn’t taking humanities... i didn’t feel that

    35. Andrea Araniva

      Ok I’ll buy ... the stuff

    36. Smooth

      When I clicked on this video I was hoping for one of those skit videos...but now I'm not even sure what this video is LOL, my first time ever seeing a video like this, just random babbling about whatever.

    37. cry bxby

      *Joana tapes her tiny microphone to her water bottle* Me:*shows my friends* Them:SHE HAS MY RESPECT (Btw congratulations on going to University Joana)

    38. Ko_Toriii

      *STAPPLES*

    39. sissyunicorn gal24

      "I lost my sanity in the third grade, so if you find it, please mail it to me," -John Cena

    40. sudhanshu sharma

      Try jee exam , I bet you would feel your life is better than mine , try attempting all sections

    41. NEOTICA

      stunning as always

    42. Ellie Demetriou

      This is real art

    43. aras & hazel

      Why no one is talking about the Percy Jackson book? BECAUSE LIKE I WAS DYING YES MY GIRL WELCOME TO THE FANDOM

    44. pressed

      ”DID YOU BREAK ITS NECK-” **staring intensifies**

    45. Moogs

      "Cheese!"

    46. Lily Cater

      When you were making ur lunch I wasn’t listening anything u were saying and I was contemplating why u were putting packaged grass in a jug

    47. Jalen Brown

      Is the Emma chamberlains nerdy sister?

    48. Amy

      Omg I just graduated from your university! I wish I could have seen you around campus

    49. Tom Jett

      whats the song in the beginning

    50. Acnili-chili

      Grade 6 is easy, grade 7 was bad

    51. Giglipuff Darumaka

      My Italian ass is shaking rn for what I had the misfortune to see at the end of the video omg pls DO NOT PUT RICOTTA ON A FUKIN STEAK

    52. kriti G

      7:15 How... Does....one do physics without vectors????

    53. Leslys

      ayye we’re both first year students taking calculus! lmao my calculus professor has a very THICCCC chinese/mandarin accent and it’s hard to understand him sometimes but he’s cool

    54. Sieg Nihil

      Manic Pixie Dream Girl with a side dish of Reddit rhetoric and a considerable IQ boost that fails to negate the insufferable snowflake aura. GWS kek

    55. V S C O

      can’t believe you’re growing up so fast 😢 mother goose must be so very proud

    56. Saraf Wasima Siddique

      Bruh I was watching your video randomly and realized we go to the same university :) is your calculus prof Igor or Emmanuel?

    57. Bianca Marchetti

      serena williams? what about our fellow canadian bianca andeesscu🇨🇦

    58. Camron Holdcroft

      *When u go to college knowing u make a bunch of money already on US-new so you’re just wasting your time*

    59. Timi Agiri

      rip joana for buying physical textbooks

    60. lovesins •

      sigh, :c

    61. Elijah Johnson

      In the tennis and calculus demonstration u kinda forgot to wear a bra

    62. Ashley

      How does a person end up enrolled in Calcus and Algebra simultaneously? Algebra is a prerequisite for Calculus on pretty much every campus, and I'm thinking that our heroine can probably waddle through the coursework blindfolded. So weird.

    63. Cass LuLu

      I wonder why her parents are thinking when she films the voiceovers and screams..lmao..they seriously need and award..and tbh i want a daughter like this when im older lol.

    64. I’m Peter

      What university you go to?

    65. Kee Glanzmann

      DANCE MOMS

    66. Firelightdaisy

      You are like a modern day Rory Gilmore

    67. Martin G

      Why would they make you take algebra and calculus concurrently

    68. Spoiled Milk

      If Josmoe central was ever a anonymous type of hacker thing aka 11:58 we would know it was her

    69. Macy Mclaren

      Ok I’m sorry, but Socials/History is AMAZING, Science is FUN, English is OK, and Math is HORRIBLE

    70. Hiba Al-badarneh

      You're weird I like weird people God i really enjoy ur videos Keep going🌻