Half in the Bag: IT Chapter Two

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    SPOOKY CLOWNS!! BOOOO! SEE THE SPOOKY CLOWN MAKE LOUD NOISE AND BE SCARED AHHHHH!

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    1. 3 Cold Capricorn

      Never knew that about Romero, devastated that we never saw that

    2. David Corrigan

      sometimes Pennywise eats kids who aren't even afraid of him.

    3. Alexander Forbes

      I would have liked a faux horror movie staring Bill Hader and the germaphobe guy where all the scares are the same but they're reacting like they're ridiculous (because they are) and not actually scary (because they're not), basically just expand on the door scene. Think Shaun of the Dead or Tucker and Dale vs Evil, those lampoon zombie movies and slashers so this could parody all these jump scare extravaganza haunting movies.

    4. metalthrashingmatt 2814

      The scariest part of IT chapter 2 was when I got abit drunk, knocked over my beer in the middle of the movie and the person I went with got angry...

    5. Greatest Scott

      *_SH*_** *It's a floater.* Why is grown Eddie suddenly the nervous[er] jackass, like Jonah Hill from _Superbad_ ? MIKE: I went on a Jim Morrison vision quest, and Henry Selick flashbacks taught me how to kill the clown we already know how to kill. EDDIE: ... He slimed me.

    6. Joe Schmoe

      Can't believe the Dan Aykroyd Crystal Skull Vodka is still with us

    7. HDMe2

      A partial fix to the plot... of the book or movie... I think it would play better if the IT creature feeds off of children and adults... the first fears of the children are like a sugar rush... but the creature hibernates for 27 years, and so he needs a bunch of adults to sustain him over that time... but the only way to get tortured adults is to have first tortured them as children... so... in *my* fix to the story... you'd have to show that while IT is going around torturing the kids IT is also collecting adults too... and in Part 1, this wouldn't make sense entirely... but in Part 2, you'd learn that each time IT wakes up it has to do two things... #1 collect all the adults IT previously tortured and #2 torture a bunch of new kids... This would explain why it would be compelled to go after those original kids as adults even though they had bested IT previously... IT has no choice... IT must get some adults for the next hibernation and those were the only kids left from those the last time IT was awake. So, in Part 1 you show IT collecting random adults while scaring the kids... then in Part 2 you show IT torturing new kids while trying to collect those grown-ups from the previous movie.

      1. HDMe2

        An alternative fix... similar to above BUT... normally IT terrifies and kidnaps loner/outcast children that nobody notices. So the normal IT cycle is, wake from hybernation... torture and kidnap a bunch of kids... live off the tortured kidnapped kids while in hybernation as IT "stores" those kids in a way that they grow up while being in a state of constant terror... BUT this time around, these particular loner kids bond together and as a result IT can't kidnap them to fill the normal quota and when they defeat IT in Part 1, IT barely has enough kids to live off of during this hybernation... so in Part 2 when IT awakens again, IT is literally starving.... and while IT needs to gather new kids for the next cycle IT also knows it has some "happy meals" in the form of those now grown-up kids... so IT wants to go after them in part for revenge but in part as an instant hunger fix... this would present an IT in part 2 that is more reckless do to its desperation and ultimately leads to ITs demise.

    8. Raymund Hensley

      Ya gotta be Cypher Raige. "Denied!"

    9. isabella oliveira

      the first minutes were perfect. then... so boring

    10. Joseph Schultz

      I love it whenever Mike makes Jay lose his shit laughing xD . "CLOWN-SPIDER!"

    11. LowlyKnight1

      As of now views are holding at 666 upside DOWN!!! ....999k

    12. michael white

      Kiss me FATBOY!!

    13. Blacky Blackmon

      "People like It because" Because its overhyped old nerd shit remade and imbibed by non-nerds.

    14. Leesha Olivier

      "Get your popcorn, watch, and leave. Why are you still talking?"

    15. JCMations

      I need 12:42 to be my ringtone.

    16. Maehedrose

      Always, with this story, the part of the narrative focussed on the children is better. The adult material is tedious, repetitive, and lacks any engaging quality.

    17. Kathy Williams

      The plastic Paul Bunyan scene should have had Ritchie laughing in disbelief, making wisecracks while fleeing, with the theater crowd laughing, along ... and then, the ax nearly decapitates him. I don't understand how unimaginative and humorless movie producers and writers are, in an area based upon creativity and imagination. They stick to dull formulas.

    18. Kathy Williams

      Movie makers just can't get past the CLOWN. At one point in the book Eddie thinks "Grownups are the _real_ monsters" . And _that_ is what the book was about. Child abuse.

    19. Alsawfreetter01

      12:31

    20. lotius

      Spotted cow, yeah boiii

    21. DOMKQ

      When it comes to horror, i dont really care about character stuff, only if its interesting, i just want to be entertained. and IT 2, in my opinion, was massively entertaining. Just a spook house, thats all i want

    22. schnubbel76

      I enjoyed the movie. There. I said IT.

    23. DJ Supr3m3

      How can a 1200 page long book have a 2 letter title

    24. DJ Supr3m3

      There’s no number on the episode *pennywise noises*

    25. A Taurus Knows Best

      IT= Internasal Trauma

    26. Yakkers 195

      What the fuck was that wolf-man scene? Was expecting to see Jack Black running with them

    27. neo geo

      Did not like the film

    28. Brian Zaiger

      I know this was mentioned in the episode for chapter one, but adult Eddie couldn't be a virgin in the book because they all fucked Beverly in the most graphic description of 10 year olds having a gang bang that I never wated to read.

    29. Duragizer

      After seeing that CG werewolf, I'm absolutely glad I decided against seeing this movie.

    30. Swole Rouge

      Oh my, what a spooky space lobster clown blah that has powers over space and time until it doesn't have them....blah....such a waste of time, glad my friends provided the wine and food for this disasterpiece

    31. ZEV

      the opening was maybe the least subtle thing ever lmao

    32. Roll Caskett

      Saying I like the movie and Mike and Jay are being harsh is a waste of time so I will instead say that there's nothing in any of the Nightmare on Elm St. movies that have scared me more than anything in the It movies (which is to say not at all on both accounts). I find the imagery fascinating in both of the It movies, perhaps more-so in the second. Jay saying he was bored during the "spider-head" bit and implying he didn't get anything at all from that scene just further discredits his opinions on movies for me. Jay is just a snob that doesn't like anything.

    33. Steven Ashton Baker

      It had promise right up until they ran out of ideas and did "CGI thing shakes violently and lunges at camera" instead of anything remotely original or scary. Don't give a book like this to a director with only one or two other films under his belt. He let some scenes go on ten times longer than they should, and has no idea about tone, subtlety, FUCK MOVIS

    34. Ryan Coulter

      *exec producer storms into sound editing booth* “Which one of you screwed up the sound on the Eddie and The Leper Scene?” *silence and crickets* “Well?” *silence* *someone’s Juice Newton ringtone goes off*

    35. Ryan Coulter

      “He marries a woman who’s exactly like his mom.” So exact they just hired the same actress for both parts.

    36. NADS IQ

      NC parody skit was amazing.

    37. Curtis Brock

      I was very disappointed that I was not even creeped out once. The first film did that at least.

      1. NADS IQ

        the bullies were scary. the clown not much.

    38. Royden5gaming

      i just watched this movie and it honestly was a comedy more than a horror film lmao. i enjoyed the first hour-ish then it turned into comedy.

    39. Alp!ne

      It's just another shitty horror movie.

    40. Wiley Lynch

      This guy is so dry the desert is suing him for ignoring Madonna's DM's

    41. Randell Flegg

      26:12 - 26:30 The likes take over.

    42. Gudrun Rosenfeldt

      11:52 that cat deserves a lot of money for acting in this film.

    43. SnoutBaron

      This movie was so bad compared to the first.

    44. fiveways

      No. I am sure it is intentionally funny. And on that level it kinda works. If not it is unintentionally funny and is such an editing nightmare it is hilarious. Either way it is the funniest movie I've ever seen involving children being eaten.

    45. The Surrealist

      I love this channel after just finding out about it a few hours earlier. But, from what I gather, it seems like most of these reviews are about how all these movies kinda suck. Which isn’t a problem with these guy, it’s the film industry. Everything sucks now! Everything is just a cash grab! That’s why I’ve been trying to check out more independent films as of late. Besides that I do love these reviews. 👍

    46. Corey Lahey

      You are wrong about the bathroom scene where he makes fun of his mullet it clearly IS NOT adr.

    47. Michael J

      I feel like the first chapter was well paced because they basically remade the original 1990 movie. The second chapter was all over the place because they tried to make it their own version, a retelling if you will. I would much rather have a prequel moving forward, and I use that term VERY loosely. I would like to see an out of the box telling of Pennywise in a different era in time that doesn't follow this current timeline. I didn't hate chapter two but it was not enjoyable what so ever.

    48. Outerthoughts

      Steven King “Ya know what would really pull this together? A gang-bang”

      1. Andy Roo

        An underage gang bang. Get it right, fraudster

      2. Buck Melanoma

        Outerthoughts and cocaine

    49. Johnny12Hats

      i actually forgot that this movie was ment to be horror. the jump scares didnt get me and there wasnt any creep

    50. Ajax

      God it feels like this came out six months ago...

    51. porta

      They should have spelled the title with a silent "sh" at the front. In case you were wondering, the title of the movie would read "Shit" and that's what the movie is: a pile of shit. Now... is it a good joke? Not really. Have other people thought of it before? Sure, but at least I had the balls to write it in a comment on US-new.

      1. porta

        @NADS IQ I watched it for free with my hot girlfriend. The losers are the people who paid for a ticket. Actually the real losers are the people who are afraid to write comments on US-new. It takes the balls of a real man to do that.

      2. NADS IQ

        yeah but you still watched. so who's the bigger loser?

    52. Weedle

      so, the only creepy/suspenseful scene was the old lady and beth. and they ruined the end of it with a stupid cgi monster.

    53. Paul Bryant

      The characters also acted the exact same as when they were children. Other than maybe hader. All of them had zero maturation since childhood.

      1. NADS IQ

        sw fans.

    54. Eddie

      It 2 is the movie equivalent of peeling off a bandage to check healing progression.

    55. Eddie

      bobcat goldwaith would make an awesome Pennywise

    56. Gabe Pharris

      Came home with Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and It 2 and my girl wanted to watch the spooky clown movie. We both went to bed pissed off.

      1. NADS IQ

        but did you get an angry handy jay?

    57. Oliver Marijuana Jones

      These cowards didn't even film no pre-teen Magical Orgy scenes, like in the book, where all the boys bang the little girl in the sewer, in order to...i forget, something about casting a spell to fight Pennywise? something like that... some sex magic perv hex, god only knows, S. King might have still been deeply into coke at the time, it would explain some things...

    58. Jessie Bowlin

      Finally got to watch It 2, so finally watching the review. It’s hard work avoiding spoilers. Thanks for pointing out the de-aging. Fing sloppy. Im wearing my new glasses and thought they needed adjustments when I saw Bill and Eddie. And I definitely agree the interesting character development needed more time. The plot was all over the place and nowhere. I don’t think McAvoy knows what a stutter sounds like. That being said, I enjoy most horror and enjoyed this movie for casual entertainment. I could always do with less cgi. The monsters looked cheap.

    59. LASH

      The posters should have been: Shhhhhh...IT 2

    60. Anita Manicfan

      I agree...I was bored and wanted to leave the cinema too. Especially towards the end...terrible visual effects for an awful prolonged final act.

    61. Mattinator95

      Wouldn't call it a horror it's more like a thriller

    62. cdreyes81

      This time I'm on Jay's side with everything hes said. Let's not also forget the scenes with tension are all busted cause it gets interrupted with constant jokes

    63. tokillamurderer

      THE LANGOLIERS!!

    64. Tony Paulazzo

      There's a good fan edit in this film waiting to get cut!

    65. 21DaHoagie12

      "Mike's Enjoyment of IT Chapter 2" would accurately describe this movie for me xD

    66. Matt Loyselle

      next cinematic adaptation they should do is the langoliers, could be interesting with updated visuals

    67. Mabs

      Endings are hard. Glad he has a sense of humor about it.

    68. CAMCORDER NONSENSE

      It doesn't look like creature. It looks like a guy in a clown costume.

    69. Soren Alexys

      As a teenager that is a fan of IT, I also majorly agree with the horror scenes being the worst. IT is at its best when it is a story about a group of friends overcoming childhood trauma and bonding and just Talking. The Losers Club are my favorite part of IT, and I absolutely love the Richie/Eddie storylines in the miniseries and movie, as well as the Ben/Beverly relationship.

    70. KindaStrangeTV

      Don't know about y'all but I thought it was rad. Loved it. Maybe better than part 1.